2001-12-11 - 4:01 p.m. Quick and Dirty, Just Like Me Well, since I can't do my JOB, since I'm waiting for my boss to give me the urgent thing that needs to be done, hey, I might as well update here, right? From RantOfTheDay (sent by SpamDoll) I go in wanting a Coke and some fries, not a religious message staring me in the face. What's next??? "Would you like God with that?" I don't think McDonald's noticed that they gave me only five chicken McNuggets instead of six. They're just a bunch of McAssholes. From Binx (sent by Haptotrope) this is the bumper sticker i want: Remember how polite you were on September 12th? Then why are you being such an asshole now? this came to me as a woman in a volvo sedan, festooned with American Flags almost ran into the side of my car in a rotary. From AndSheWas (sent by TheDiastema) Tonight, I took over an hour to compose one email. I know what I should have done rather than wasting all that time. I should have taken a picutre of my middle finger, scanned it, and sent it as an attachment. SO much time would have been saved. From Slovenly (sent by Haikuboy) i passed by a dead rabbit on the way to work today. i thought about skinning it and stuff, saving the fur, and then eventually collecting enough dead rabbits from the side of the road to make a cruelty-free fur jacket. but of course i didn't really want to do that, i was just thinking about it. From Neko-Girl (sent by someone anonymous) my car looked like the hand of God came down and bitch slapped it for not calling him Daddy.
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