2003-05-11 - 4:52 p.m.
Quoted Contest: Golf Widow
So here's the dealio on the banner ad competition, yo.
There were so many excellent banner ads that I simply could not decide. Thus, I've allowed everyone who entered play Quote-meister for an entry.
You're kicking yourself for not entering now, aren't you? See? I told you that it was way cool.
The first entry is from Golf Widow who submitted this clever little banner.
And her Quotosity follows....
Until you've been checked for testicular cancer on a mammogram machine, don't even speak to me about it.
DaSauce reads DaSon DaSeuss
Perhaps my biggest pet peeve is seeing long-term plans shot to hell.
Don't get me wrong; I get rather bitter, too, when short term plans are destroyed.
It was a slow and sluggish weekend.
I think that could be the first sentence in the story of my life.
If you say the word box enough times it starts to lose any meaning and becomes just an odd sound.
My day is completely made. I got to write about poo in an AP prompt. Of course, I used the AP word for poo, but I talked about poo nonetheless for at LEAST two sentences during said exam.
... Dubya and the Psychophants is a good name for a band…
Don't get me wrong, I have tons of respect for the bagpipe. I've even got some Scottish somewhere ... However, cool as it can be when used in Dropkick Murphys songs, it does kind of sound like someone's got the cat stuck in a vacuum cleaner.
Let's all wait for the pop. *What pop?* The sound her head makes when she pulls it out of her ass ....
There's only one thing better than someone saying "SHIT" on live TV, and that's when it's totally deserved.
Legalize marajuana ... and then changing the spelling so I might have a chance.
Someone needs to tell my mother-in-law that when the angel rolled back the stone and Jesus rose forth, it was not to spread the word of pineapple fluff salad with sugar-coated pretzel bits mixed in for texture and coated with very possibly pure lard.