2006-07-09 - 10:21 a.m.
Quoted Is Broke-ed-did
Well, I just wanted everyone to know that the submission code for Quoted is still broken. Of course, this statement is probably self-evident to anyone who has tried to submit anything in the last month or so.
For those of you who don't enjoy technical talk: Andrew broke my toy...let's give him a wedgie.
Fortunately, I submitted a tech support request three weeks ago and it's status has gone from "this request is still in the support queue and has not been answered yet" to "this request is still in the support queue and has not been answered yet", so...you know, that's encouraging.
Meanwhile, on the non-sarcastic side of fortune, it actually is fortunate that you can still submit quotes the old-fashion way, via the following e-mail address:
If you have a quote you would like to submit, please send the following information:
And now, the quotes...
This entry is in response to all the calls, emails, comments and messages I'm sure I would have received in reaction to my obviously very noticeable and unbearable absence from this blog, had you all been able to recover from your sobs and wails and feelings of dispair before I beat you to the punch and posted this entry.
Someone just walked by my desk and asked me, "Is it hot enough for ya?"
No dumbass. I'd like my skin to set on fire when I walk outside.
Watch any episode of COPS or Jerry Springer. Half the fights or domestic disturbances that occur happen because someone believes that they have been slighted or put down by someone else. They are the King of this mountain, even if they mountain is, in fact, Mt. Crapula, and they will be DAMNED if they will allow themselves to be taken down.
Oh, take notice of that bird bath and add it to the list of stuff that Captain Destructo [her little boy] has broken. It was sitting there, holding water for little birdies and minding it's own business when one day I step outside and notice this:
Umm, okay...like I wasn't going to notice my bird bath was suddenly leaning at an angle? It's the Leaning Tower of Bird Bath!