2005-10-06 - 11:26 p.m.
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And now, some more quotes...
So I didn't eat any dessert at all yesterday... until last night. I ate ice cream.
But I didn't eat the whole container. That's like a diet, right?
...if you ever find yourself debating whether you should fall in love with a person, watch them drunkenly scarf down a condiment-laden hot dog. Once you've seen that, you'll know the answer. For me, the answer was, "Uhh, pass."
And really, how do you pick up a conversation after telling someone to shove something up their ass?
Strange creatures, teenage girls. One minute they're all "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy... look at THIS!" like they're still three years old and in the next breath their eyes are rolled so far back in their heads you're wondering if you should get them medical attention.
Y'know, if I ever do call for a medic, I think I'll see if they can surgically remove that phone from her head while they're here
Standing in a 7-11 it suddenly dawns upon me, after all these years
"this place is a walk-in vending machine"